On Trademarks and Master-Servant Liability

I.

"Trademark infringement"
Is that not really code for:
"My lawyer is afraid to fight you"?

II.

Res judicata?
Perhaps, but not with my nunchakus.

III.

My actions may not be
within "the scope of my employment"
But when you are bleeding profusely
from multiple head wounds inflicted
by my foot and praying mantis technique

Trust me, this will be of little to no significance.

Meditations on 10:59pm

I.

My round tin of nuts
Hard in hand, brittle in teeth
A protein whirlwind

II.

Battery recharge—
--Er, why are you so messy
Wrap yourself up, please.

III.

Three buck umbrella
You suck suck suck suck suck suck
A rain profiteer.

IV.

My Samsung cellphone
Give me my fucking voicemail
Or I breach contract

V.

Summary Judgment
You’re not so tough when I am
A Westlaw ninja.

VI.

Internet is down
No Westlaw, no New York Times
I will breakdance now